Rawr...

Yeah, I know that 'rawr' is like wayy old,
I just felt like typing it.
Don't like that?
Go suck the sheep.
Poor sheep.
Poor you.
No.
Poor sheep.
Ha.
You suck sheep!
Does it taste nice?
Probably not, have fun though.
This entry is pretty pointless.
All of mine normally are to be honest.
Not me fault.
I'm just kinda random.
LittleMissRandom.
That's my name.
Well, no it isn't.
My name is actually Ashleigh.
Or Halfpint.
But pft.
Whatever.
I want Jess to go online.
Just so I can piss her off.
She's probably blocked me or something.
PLANK.
No, I am NOT calling myself a plank.
I'm calling Jess a plank.
Because I'm allowed to.
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Hmm...

Wasn't able to talk to him last night.
But I managed to sort it out.
In my dreams.
That made it an amazingly weird dream though.
Well, it's not like I've never had weird dreams before.
Most of them are.
I blame the melatonin.
But without that I wouldn't be able to sleep.
Oh well.
I should go and get changed now.
I'm going to the hospital soon.
Don't go worrying or anything though!
Ahaha.
The thought of people worrying about me makes me laugh for some reason.
It's just the M.E//CFS Clinic thing.
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Crap.

I need to go to bed soon.
He hasn't been online.
And I kinda need to talk to him.
Something's on my mind.
That I can only tell him.
Well I probably could tell someone else.
But, I really trust him.
Don't know why.
But I do.
Folie á Deux stuff should arrive soon.
Downloaded CitizensFOB last night.
It's pretty awesome.
Night,
Ashleigh,
xo

Aren't I clever?

No?
Pft.
Ok...maybe you're right.
I wrote something about Mikey in my LJ.
I want him to read it.
I don't want him to read it.
I do want him to.
But I don't want him to laugh at me or anything.
Oh well.
I can deal with it.
I'm a big girl now!
Ahaha.
I've just joined Overcast Kids.
It's the Fall Out Boy fan club.
It cost like $50 altogether.
But I had money from my nana and stuff so I had enough.
Duuuuuuude,
I'm hungry,
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Faith has been restored.

I don't think that everyone on the planet are complete pricks anymore.
All thanks to one person.
Yeah, he fixed me again.
I so hate that.
The fact that I can just spill how I feel, or how angry I am to him.
But he always fixes it. Fixes me.
That implies that I'm broken.
Maybe I am.
One day, when I'm older, I'll thank him for keeping me sane.
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Don't you just love/hate it...

When you want to hate or dislike someone but even though they can be annoying or stupid or whatever you still like them so much.
They're still the one that you think about when you can't sleep.
The one that you almost scream when you see them.
The one that, when someone says their name, you walk into things...
Or is that just me?
Oh well. Can't be helped.
Anywayy changing the subject;
My story... tis good.
Not that I'm being bigheaded, but apparently it is so;
Go Me =)
I'm listening to Boys Like Girls.
Ahh, I love them so much.
Their lyrics are good to.
I LOVE these;
‘I want to scream, until no sound comes out and you've learned your lesson
I want to swallow these pills to get to sleep
So I don't have to make a bad impression
I need to start to be myself
Cause I'm sick of everybody else
I won't let you bring me down
It's here and now I'm breaking out’
I can relate to them so well.
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Something random.

So yeah,
I got kinda bored, and went onto google and typed in;
'Scottish mythical creatures'.
I clicked on one of the links and;

'The Red Cap
The Red Cap is a short, stocky man. He has claws instead of hands. He is an evil creature who lives in the ancient ruins of castles on the Scottish Borders. He prefers ruins with a history of passion and murder.
His red cap is coloured by the blood of his victims, usually travellers who stray into their homes. They must kill regularly because they will die if the blood dries out. Redcaps wear iron-clad boots and wield heavy iron pikes. The only way to escape one is to quote a passage from the Bible.'

Don't they sound pretty awesome?
Ahaha.
Ignore me ;)
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Who loves...

Martin Bennett Johnson?
Oh yesh. Me!
Ahaha.
Two Boys Like Girls videos in a row on Kerrang!
Pure bliss.
The Great Escape then Thunder.
They were both pretty amazing.
Martin singing in the rain & playing guitar [obviously] is pretty awesome if I do say so myself.
I wasn't happy earlier ~ Kerrang! wasn't working :(
I think the evil elves, decided to break it because I was plotting against my brother. Would they really be that mean? Maybe... well they are 'evil elves' not 'nice and happy polite elves'.
It works now though, obviously, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to watch the two BLG videos.
Fergie is sitting under the Christmas tree.
It's a very fat tree... somebody has been eating too much bacon.
No. Not me. The tree.
And yes, trees CAN eat bacon. Obviously, otherwise they would get hungry! Duhh!
Our tree likes bacon.
That's why it's fat.
Very fat.
I *might* take a picture later. If I remember.
I still have to write out Christmas cards too. I always forget to do that.
Anywayy,
I am hungry... for food.
Laters,
Ashleigh
xo

Welcome...

to a place called Crazy.
Oh yes.
No escaping now ;)
Unless, you're something magical. Then I suppose, you could just poof away. Or if you were very clever you could just press the little red square with a white cross in at the top... right? of the screen. Then again, it might be the left side. You have no way of knowing, unless you're smart.
I'm wearing a red and black stripey hoodie. It's very shexy. Well, not shexy, but it's very awesome if I do say so myself.
It reminds me of Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. Oh yesh, Pete Wentz. My fave bassist ever!
Dude, I totally feel sorry for everyone in my house when I get my bass this Christmas. I'll be playing it ~badly~ a lot. So much, they'll wish they never bought me one! Ahaha.
Part of my evil plot to annoy my brother.
Well, I don't have an evil plot yet.
But I will soon... ooooooooooh, cookies!
*cough*
Yes... where was I?
Oh yeah!
Evil plotage. Well...
I'm gonna set my bass & amp up outside my brothers room, while he's sleeping of course, and play it mega loudly & badly. I *might* even go into his room and play it, depending on how mean I feel.
Would that be bad karma though?
Would the little evil pixies come and chew my toes and steal my shoes?
They better not wear green ¬__¬
It's the colour of snot, puke and Celtic.
Though, if your puke is green, you *might* wanna go and see a doctor.
That's just my advice though. You could have just eaten loads of green things... or drank a bottle of food colouring!
The cookies are distracting me...
They're calling me to them;
"Come to me Ashleigh. Come and eat me!"
Ahh, I can't just ignore them... the look edible.
Well, thats because they are, but whatever.
Laters,

Ashleigh
xo